I was just browsing one of my favorite time-wasting sites ThinkGeek and saw this:
This pint glass, while not only looking sweet, will accurately measure how much alcohol you’re drinking!
So, don’t ever let it be said that I told you do something and didn’t try to make it slightly easier for you to do it!
Now, back to your regularly scheduled daytime activities…
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I wanted to take a few sentences to thank the few, the proud, the followers of this blog.
I know I haven’t been posting much lately but with summer vacation coming up, I AM BACK.
Sometimes the people you think will always be there for you completely let you down, and in ways you didn’t even imagine.
Keep people in your life who keep you sane, who DON’T tell you that you’re crazy, and who speak honestly with their hearts. Those people are rare and will be a constant support to you in your lifetime.
Emotions and diabetes can be tricky to manage, and when both of them aren’t being taken care of, it’s a recipe for disaster. Be kind to yourself. Take the time to know that you’re ok. Life is easier to manage when your diabetes is managed, and diabetes is easier to manage when you’re protecting your life.
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Filed under Random Extras
This is for you Tyler.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Taco Bell. A lot. I don’t care if it IS only 30-something% beef.
I. DO. NOT. CARE.
But the other evening, I was sitting in Taco Bell on State St., stuffing my face with my fifth taco, and I made an observation.
The messages on the sauce packets… are sort of perfect for describing what will happen to you when you eat Taco Bell every day, or twice in one day, or for a long period of time. They are like little fortune-sauces.
For example:
“I’m single… are you?” -What will happen to me if I continue to eat here twice a day.
“Let me slip out of these wet clothes.” -What happened to me because I spilled nacho cheese over my entire body.
“Why are you staring at me?” -Because I now weigh 700 lbs.
“That’s my ticklish spot.” -My ticklish spot has expanded with my ever-growing physique.
“Is it me, or is it hot in here?” -It’s me. Like I said, I now weigh 700 lbs.
“Guess it’s just you and me now.” -Because no one else will have me. BTW Abbi, you have cheese on your face.
“I have a feeling this is going to go badly for me.” -I thought right. What happened to me because I spent all my time and money at Taco Bell and never got a job or exercised.
“Wait, I want to remember you like this.” -Right before I weighed 700lbs.
“When I grow up, I want to be a bottle.” -Bottle-shaped. Taco Bell goes straight to your ass.
“Dibs on the taco.” -What I scream at everyone around me, which is why I no longer have friends.
So, no I am not passing judgement on anyone who eats Taco Bell. It is a staple in my life.
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